2024 PANEL DIRECTORY

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9:00 AM EST

Opening Ceremonies
9:00 AM - 9:30 AM, YouTube
Let’s kick our sixth SAHCon off with a bang! Cro and Jonaya host as they give their thoughts on the convention, the fandom, and what to expect this year at SAHCon!
Hosted by: Cro, Jonaya Riley

SAHCon Album
9:30 AM - 10:15 AM, YouTube
We kick off the day by waking you up with some morning tunes; fresh and new Homestuck inspired music uniquely compiled, and made, for this very con!
Hosted by: Cro

10:00 AM EST

From Grey to Human and back to Troll: The Creation Pipeline
10:00 AM - 11:00 AM, Twitch
Have you ever wondered what causes people to turn characters into OCs? I have a few answers for you! At least, my thesis does. Today I tackle a sociological paradigm that happens in fandom but it is very prominent in homestuck.
Hosted by: Hermannco

11:00 AM EST

Writing for Visual Novels: Methods and Madness
11:00 AM - 12:00 PM, YouTube
Do you want to write for a visual novel or other narrative-focused game? Unsure where to start or what to do to make your ideas a reality? Join Jonaya Riley (lead writer for Friendsim 2 and Welcome to your First Day at Amazicom) as she outlines helpful hints, top-tier tips, and sneaky secrets for organizing your narrative, developing your ideas, and guiding the player through your story! (DISCLAIMER: Secrets may be up to 50% less secret than previously claimed)
Hosted by: Jonaya Riley

12:00 PM EST

Gardening with GG and Becquerel!
12:00 PM - 1:00 PM, Discord Panel Hall 1
Ask Homestuck’s very own Jade Harley about horticulture and botany! Join Jade and Becquerel on a phantasmic explanation on basic plant biology, various examples, as well as tips and tricks!
Hosted by: Nerdpunkpuppy

1:00 PM EST

Hiveswap Act 3 Rockin’ Fun Fest
1:00 PM - 1:30 PM, YouTube
What's the deal with Hiveswap: Act 3? Come on down to the Imperially-Sanctioned Rockin' Fun Zone™ and find out! Join some members of the Hiveswap team as they share news about production, a sneak-peek at some of the new art, and read some of your AMA questions to one of the writers for Act 3!
Hosted by: Hiveswap: Act 3 Team

A Very Homestuck Puppet Show
1:30 PM - 2:00 PM, YouTube
It’s time to play the music! It’s time to light the lights! It’s time to meet the [HOMESTUCK PUPPETS] on the [HOMESTUCK PUPPET] show tonight! Join some of your favorite characters as they go on wacky adventures- in felt and plush PUPPET form! Fully puppeteered and fully voiced (and fully…sung?), watch as John tries to enjoy a bad movie, Rose as she tries to give you therapy, Dave as he tries to conduct a totally-serious interview, and much much more in this hand-made and hand-puppeteered adventure!
Hosted by: EnderSlime and Windy_C3

2:00 PM EST

Sounding Off: Voice Acting in the Homestuck Space and How We Do It
2:00 PM - 3:30 PM, YouTube
A presentation and Q&A on the production, culture, and experience of fandom dubbing and animation from the creators of VOFT, Podfeels, CSAU Dub, and Project Soundpage!!!
Hosted by: VOFT Dubs, Project [S], Podfeels, & CSAU

A Bucket’s Worth of Troll Biology
2:00 PM - 3:00 PM, YouTube
Bring your notepads and make sure your thinkpan is clocked in and ready—because this lecture will cover canonical, dubiously canon, and biological analysis within’ our favourite grey-coloured friends!
Hosted by: eyepies

3:00 PM EST

Aspects
3:00 PM - 4:00 PM, YouTube
This panel will change your life. You will enter one side and exit the other side a different person, perhaps even a different species. You will see reflected in this presentation the depths of your soul, you will cross the rickety bridge over the chasm between consciousness and reality. The door will open to you and you will experience once and for all the nature of reality itself.
Hosted by: Funk McLovin

So You Wanna Paint Your Arms: Bodypainting 201
3:00 PM - 4:00 PM, YouTube
Equip yourself to avoid the mistakes of conventions past! Is PAX a con or a cosmetic? Is alcohol-based paint worth the expense? Is that previous question about a bathtub? Your presenter brings to this panel 12 years of all-day smear-free bodypainting at conventions. You deserve clean costumes too! Smeared bodypaint is a solved problem. Come find out how, and leave streaky t-shirts in the past.
Hosted by: TeacupsCosplay

4:00 PM EST

Do They Even Act Like Kids?
4:00 PM - 5:00 PM, Twitch
Rose Lalonde types casual conversations like a novelist with 50 years of experience and 12 best selling books. Is this abnormal 13 year old behavior according to childhood development psychology, or is it an autism thing? Join Eben, a middle school art teacher, for a crash course in early childhood development where he discussed whether or not Homestuck's writing is accurate to real life childhood behavior.
Hosted by: Eben Taylor

Let’s Talk About the Omega Kids
4:00 PM - 4:30 PM, Discord Panel Hall 1
How do you feel about the Omega kids? Ever since the epilogues, the topic of the these post-canon kids has sparked debates all across the Homestuck community. With the new trajectory of Beyond Canon, however, there is so much to unpack with the great potential of these characters. Let's talk about it!
Hosted by: Omega Kids Daily

5:00 PM EST

Let’s Make a Fangame!
5:00 PM - 6:00 PM, Twitch
A great first step or review on game design and development. By the end of this workshop you’ll learn all about blood, sweat, tears and the magic of friendship—as well as how to make a Homestuck fangame platformer with dialogue using Godot.
Hosted by: Karkatverse team

Beyond Karkalicious: Fansong Quizbowl
5:00 PM - 6:00 PM, YouTube
One more round! Wring your puzzle sponge to guess along with this live gameshow, learn a little about Homestuck fansong history and maybe discover some tunes you like. In this trivia game show panel, we'll delve once more into the deepest cuts (and greatest hits) of homestuck vocal fanmusic.
Hosted by: Homestuck-Vocals

6:00 PM EST

Broadway Stuck-in-a-Musical
6:00 PM - 7:00 PM, Twitch
A showcase of performances in which the cast of Homestuck is cursed to sing according to the emotion they're feeling, followed by a Q&A portion with some of the admins! Join the Broadwaystuck cast as they break each other out of their respective curses, and maybe make some emotional breakthroughs along the way?
Hosted by: Broadwaystuck Cast

Homestuck, from the Outside
6:00 PM - 7:00 PM, YouTube
Interview with comic artist Haus of Decline (a person who has never read Homestuck) about Homestuck! How she views different aspects of Homestuck (as a webcomic, an internet phenomenon, its fanbase, etc) as an outsider who has never read it.
Hosted by: remi900

7:00 PM EST

How to Run a Production
9:00 AM - 10:00 AM, Twitch
A workshop provided by the Homestuck: Beyond Canon team talking about the how-to-do's and general advice of running a creative production! Covering all the way from how to gather a team, pre-production, the actual production itself, and more!
Hosted by: Homestuck: Beyond Canon Team

8:00 PM EST

articulatelyCompose Live: aC Sings the Homestuck Classics
8:00 PM - 9:00 PM, YouTube
Craving the live Homestuck concert experience, right from the comfort of your home? Come see Anna articulatelyComposed, the voice behind the last 5 SAHcon musicals, the Daraya's Punk Band songs, and a bunch of actual original musicals, give a live concert streamed straight out of Jonaya's recording booth! Hear beloved classic fansongs and Homestuck parodies, sung by the only Homestuck fan musician to have her work brutally judged by tony-winning composers
Hosted by: articulatelyComposed

RPGSTUCK (2.5e) and You
8:00 PM - 9:00 PM, YouTube
This panel is primarily to spread the word on RPGStuck 2.5e, a D&D5e based system, the three of us are longtime fans and we've been hoping to find (or indoctrinate) likeminded people. We run a server on discord called The Sburbiverse, which acts as a hub for 2.5e campaigns of all make, model, and manner.
Hosted by: Willow, King, Runechaser

9:00 PM EST

Ask the Beta Kids
9:00 PM - 9:30 PM, Discord Panel Hall 1
For 30 minutes, you can ask the Beta Kids questions! We will come in live straight from VRChat with a sweet table!
Hosted by: Beta Geeks

Dirk Strider Takes you Fishing
9:30 PM - 10:30 PM, YouTube
After the positive reception to the Baking Bonanza with him and Jane last year, Dirk has decided to teach you about a hobby of his own. Join Dirk Strider as he takes you on a meditative trip to the lake and teaches you the ins and outs of the art and sport of FISHING. Even total beginners will be able to follow along as he teaches you the basics and takes you out into nature. Fishing is no easy task, and Dirk’s here to teach you the skills needed to get your first catch! Perhaps, he might even learn something about himself on the way, too.
Hosted by: EnderSlime and Windy_C3

10:30 PM EST

Michael Guy Bowman Tells you About His Music
10:30 PM - 11:30 PM, YouTube
The long-time veteran composer behind some of Homestuck’s most iconic songs talks about his music and answers your burning questions about his process!
Hosted by: Michael Guy Bowman

11:00 PM EST

10 Most Memorable Homestuck Moments
11:30 PM - 12:00 AM, YouTube
Gather Around for a look back on some of the Most Charished Memories shared by the Homestuck Fandom! Can you remember All Twelve?
Hosted by: Hussie Hints!

12:00 AM EST

SAHCon Rave 2024
12:00 AM - 1:00 AM, Discord Panel Hall 1 & Twitch
End the night with a blast of high energy music, hosted by our resident DJ, Stacy! A mixture of fan-favorite homestuck songs, dubstep, riddim, and trench!
Hosted by: Stacy

1:00 AM EST

Closing Ceremonies
1:00 AM - 1:30 AM, YouTube
It’s been another great year! Join Jonaya and Cro as they finish the con with some thoughts about the day and the future of SAHCon!
Hosted by: Cro, Jonaya